Why English is Hard to Learn

"Why can't everyone just learn English?" Because its hard.

1. We must polish the Polish furniture.
2. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
3. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
4. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
5. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
6. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
7. I did not object to the object.
8. The bandage was wound around the wound.
9. The farm was used to produce produce.
10. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
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mooling+birdbird11:32 PM

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What do Friendster Photo's mean?


Did got 4 work 2day...on mc haha! After 1 whole day of sleep, feeling much more better liao. But sore throat is getting worse. Hate to take medince, it will cause drowsiness! Haven even work 4 a week fall sick...hai~

Job scope:
Test dvd player

Seem to be an easy task BUT is not!
-Must have high awareness
-Report any small error
-Must work as a team

So im still in the process of learning so...haven feel wat is boredom so far! Have learn how to do looping of dvd player, record live tv program...etc. Can be quite stressful when connect those scart...like which is the input/output signal and where to connect bah bah bah...
Overall the ppl there is friendly haha...

mooling+birdbird10:23 PM

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Here's what the lonely Japanese men and women use to go to sleep





These signs on a Japanese subway..., are kinda misleading?



(From left to right) Person with injured arms, person with a child, pregnant woman, and person with injured legs.

What are your interpretations?

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mooling+birdbird10:14 PM

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Two men walking home form a party decide to take a short-cut through a graveyard.

Halfway through, they are startled to hear a tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shdows. Shaking with fear, they are relieved to discover an old man with a chisel, chipping away at of the headstones.

"You scared us half to death," said of one of the men." We thought you were a ghost. What are you doing working so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled." They spelt my name wrong."

credit:Reader's Digest



mooling+birdbird10:27 PM

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Hey guys i got a job!!! The is the 2nd interview i went n got it. Very happy n unexpected heh...
At first yy called me say i can prepare to start work tml...then i was huh? Really? R u kidding with me...after i hanged her call. The person in charge, Kelvin called me..."Hey u have being selected n can start work tml"omg...i was really really shock man...just b4 that my mind was prepared to look 4 newspaper to search for another job. Em...i know i have low confident...but very surprise i was selected becos total 4 ppl wnet 4 the interview..figthing 4 1 position only...so chances is really low! Then i ask him y me....he told me through the interview, he will know a person character...so bascially he need sm1 with no attitude problem...wldn't give him problems or complain...erm...that y i fit in ba...haha! And also on mon interview, he bring me around n i talk to him compared to other who don have...so higher chance. Really really thank him 4 recommanding me!

I was in a lift with 2 indian ladies, 1 of them carrying a baby and a maid...i was listening to my diskman...then suddenly this old indian lady faint in font of me n lay on me...i was shock!!! Wat shl i do... my both hand was carrying thing n i cannot hold her...later she lay onto floor n my ear piece has been put out...fainting if a small matter rite but she vomit!!! My ear piece which was on the floor was dirty...when i smell of the vomit thing stuck my nose..omg..i cannot stand it...i feel liking vomitting too...i cannot help! While I was trying to move her away from my leg, i accidently bang her head on the wall n a big 'gong'...shit!!! I saw her eyeball spinning...so the younger indian lady ask the maid to carry her baby while she help the old lady up...i got help...i press the open door button...then ask the lady if she wan to call the ambulance but she rejected. Instead, she called the lady's son who was working to drive down to save or carry her...after that, the younger indian lady managed to drag her out of the lift while i was still holding on the button. Luckily the old lady regain her conscious...i thought she was abt to die man...wat the heck...hai~ wat a lucky day!

mooling+birdbird12:01 PM

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mooling+birdbird11:06 PM

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Bakery class lesson 1: Chocolate Cookies

Indgredient:
-Self rasing flour
-Sugar
-Black sugar
-Chocolate drop
-Vanilla essence
-Butter

First attempt:
Unsucessful! Too watery...thus it spread and turn out like this..Flat n Burn! But is taste really good n crunchy!


2nd attempt:
Add in more flour to make the dough feels harder so that can at lest have circle shape.




This is the 4 chief of the day!


mooling+birdbird10:05 PM

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Acompany zhen to the suntec edu fair...zhen was more interested in the IT fair so we only when to booths which were setup by the PSB n Informatic Group...as far as we know, these 2 sch are more recongised. The first booth we went is the PSB...they 1 courses only. While for the Informatic Groups...they have alot! So, there is this advisor who called Jeffrey recomanded us 2 degress course after zhen told him wat she actually looking for...basically is more recongised 1 la..$ not important! So not sure u all have heard of this uni known as RMIT..is an australia uni and their certificate is very big( bigger then A4 size...werid rite!) Tat course took abt 16 months to complete as a PART-TIME course!!! Listen up!!! IS PART-TIME NOT FULL-TIME...I was a bit surprise...a part-time course actually took only 1 1/2 year to complete...while for local uni...4 long years. After he explain y so much different but local uni n oversea uni, i have reconsider study again! 1 1/2 yr u can get a degree liao...that really fast! Maybe after 1 or 2 year after i work ba...but he recommand that is better to study and work now so that u can obtain a degree faster rather u work...than don know want to study a not...after dragging...it might be abit late! hai~ but $20k+ leh...where to get the $? Overall we took quite a long time so listen to his explaination...but he pretty friendly and he is an ex-nypian! hehe...

After that, we went shopping!!! Okie zhen n me both brought a pair of shoe from charles n keith...i brought an extra an top from mango...haha! Shopping is good... but pocket a big hole!

mooling+birdbird8:26 PM

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These few days haven been staying at home...i have a boring life man! Is kinda hard to finds jobs nowdays. So far i have been only shortlist for 1 company for interview as a software tester next mon. haha...thank yy 4 sort of recommand it n also car for the other recomandation haha! Is real sad that i have no goals in my life or any big ambition too...i just wanna lead a simple life! As we r aging, our thought will also change...

mooling+birdbird10:07 PM

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When to IMM to watch her frenz frenz super star contest...but she didn't manage to get in. The judgers are pretty strict...once u heard a 'peep' sound, u will know that the contester is the disqualify for the round! The chances of getting in is like 1 out of 8 ppl...

After that, we went to a lot of place..is like touring ard singapore. First we went to IMM rite, then we decide go to bugis to eat the 'tian tian steamboat' but is pack wif ppl....so we took bus to chinatown....then from there we walk down to boat quak to have dinner there...the food is quite exp! Total 4 ppl, we had 4 dishes...is abt $100 liao. I think the soup is the best!haha...After dinner we walk down to esplanade...the scenary is beautiful...just love the feeling...keep slient and enjoy wind breeze! Abt 10+....we walk to city hall and took mrt home liao...

mooling+birdbird11:39 PM

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Meet up with my gang at Raffles's TCC to help carina celebrates her belated birthday! Actually it cannot consider as celebrating ba...no birthday song or cake! Just a eat n chat session...hope u don mind wor! After meal, audrey meets her friend while huimin go back home help her mum records tv show. While car n me go orhard shopping....quite a lot of new shops at the taka...can check it out...some of the clothes were nice...n i thought of buying...but as u know...now not working so no $...so didn't brought any. But next time i will definitly go back to that shop n look for clothes...mostly causal wear n is nice! Suddenly we lost interest of shopping n decide to get a place for a drink....as usual ,weekend always pack with pple....counldn't find any seats...so we just brought some drink and setter down. Oya....before that, we went the spotlight to look for button to make DIY ear rings....so each of us have 2 pair.

ANd for 2molo, meeting yy n maybe qz to watch the super star contest at IMM...is far! haha but don really know wat izzit abt...cos that time yy call me when i was bintan...so not too clear....i think is her friend got into the 2nd round n need supportor rite? erm...since no activities so go support lor...

Starting of next week, i must start finding jobs liao...i don't want to be jobless! I still have 3 year of bond to fulfill!....HELP!

mooling+birdbird1:37 AM

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Yo! I'm back from Bintan. Frankly speaking, i don have the feeling of going oversea...haha! Is more like going for a chalet or a sentosa. But it's quite relaxing....beautiful scenary! I enjoy the snorkelling n mangrove tour! I uploaded the pic liao...i will be adding more pic after i recieve a from gar n karen.

Group pic after our dinner at kelong


Day 1
Arrived at the check-in point


This is the type of ferry we abroad to Bintan


Guss wat is written? Is Mana Mana Beach Club...


This is the type of rooms we stayed in....like kampong! The rooms are funish with air-conditon, tv and refrigerator. But very disappointed they don have heater for us to boil water. No boiling water= not drinks=have to buy drinks=cannot cook cup noodles!!! We actually when to the resturant n ask for hot water for our cup noodles but we were being reject! The resturant rules stated that they cannot not provide....wat the heck...anyway we understand...if we eat cup noodles how r they going to earn rite?



We have lunch at Oleh Oleh after we unpack our thing. The food and service were really bad....very slow....they serve u the food plate by plate...imagine we had 12 ppl...it tooks how long! While waiting for the last plate of food...this lady said "Waiting for a year"...no la...is actually wait for a moment or awhile, but we all heard that wait for a year...hahaha!
So after our meal we shop around the shops...nothing much to buy expect our drinks!


Day 2
The second day we went the beach to play. They had the banna boat ride...heard it was quite fun but i'm scared...so didn't have the ride. Around 4pm, we went to snorkelling... the boat took us to a place where to can see those corals...is really beauitful!I managed to see quite a lots of thing all thank to the guide who hold my hand and took me around and show us things...cos i'm really scared...don dare to float alone haha...n also thank yun for being my letting me hold her...haha!








Day 3
We went for the mnagrove tour. The tour guide has great sense of humor...which make the journey very enjoyable.

This is a 5 star hut where the fisherman do their daily activities.


Into the mangrove...


Mangrove snake


Lizard


Epiphytes...a type of orchid


Tiny crabs





mooling+birdbird11:20 AM

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