Cow Jokes..abit lame...
Q: How did the farmer count his cows?
A: With a cowculator!
Q: How do you get a bull to stop charging?
A: You take away his credit card!
Q: What did Leonardo da Vinci's cow paint?
A: The MOOna Lisa!
Q: What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
A: Moo-ry Christmas!
Q: What did the cow say to the horse?
A: Why the long face?
Q: What do cows listen to?
A: Moo-sic!
Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
Q: What do you call a cow lying on the ground?
A: Ground beef!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: What do you get from old cows?
A: Wrinkle cream!
Q: Why do cows use telephones?
A: Because they like to comMOOnicate!
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Q: Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
A: Because he wanted chocolate milk!
Q: Where do cows go on Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
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-Name:Huay Ling
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