Sunday, June 12
Funniest One-Liners
-A guy knows he's in live when he lose interest in his car for a couple of days.
-When I eventually me Mr Right, I have no idea that his first name was Always.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
-Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice.
-I always wanted to be the last guy on earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.
-A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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mooling+birdbird1:36 PM
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